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"My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat)
10/18/2017 at 00:00 • Filed to: None

Why must you be like this America? WHY? Why must your perception of wealth be so skewed even for the wealthy?

*pukes*

DISCUSSION (42)

TheHondaBro > My citroen won't start
10/18/2017 at 00:08

I actually don’t mind these kitchens.

My citroen won't start > TheHondaBro
10/18/2017 at 00:13

wat no

Kinja'd!!!

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > My citroen won't start
10/18/2017 at 00:13

Man these houses are so awkward. And they’re still bad without the text over them.

TheHondaBro > My citroen won't start
10/18/2017 at 00:14

That’s nice too.

Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > TheHondaBro
10/18/2017 at 00:15

That hurts me bro... real deep.

Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > My citroen won't start
10/18/2017 at 00:22

Kinja'd!!!

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > My citroen won't start
10/18/2017 at 00:22

My mom would love that first one. She has horrible taste.

AestheticsInMotion > My citroen won't start
10/18/2017 at 00:23

I also like this one. Just this one

My citroen won't start > Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch
10/18/2017 at 00:27

Thank you

My citroen won't start > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
10/18/2017 at 00:27

I really don’t understand how or why or who.

wafflesnfalafel > My citroen won't start
10/18/2017 at 00:29

I need granite counter tops to microwave my TV dinners

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch
10/18/2017 at 00:40

Too much white. I don’t want to live in a sci-fi movie science lab, thank you.

fhrblig > My citroen won't start
10/18/2017 at 00:43

I know these are awful, but I’d give one of my nuts to have even half as much space and/or cupboard capacity. Every time I cook it just ends up with me shouting a constant string of curse words.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > My citroen won't start
10/18/2017 at 00:46

Those are hideous. My kitchen has not been updated in 30 years so I can’t say much...

MrDakka > My citroen won't start
10/18/2017 at 00:50

Noveau riche trash desperately trying to make their kitchens look elegant?

Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
10/18/2017 at 00:51

Kinja'd!!!

lone_liberal > My citroen won't start
10/18/2017 at 00:59

Still better than the white on white on white on white that some people like for some reason. Talk about cold and charmless.

My citroen won't start > lone_liberal
10/18/2017 at 01:03

To the reeducation room!

Kinja'd!!!

Spasoje > Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch
10/18/2017 at 01:45

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh....... :)

Dusty Ventures > My citroen won't start
10/18/2017 at 01:53

Gross

dsigned001 - O.R.C. hunter > My citroen won't start
10/18/2017 at 03:38

“Welcome to the Island”

BrianGriffin thinks “reliable” is just a state of mind > My citroen won't start
10/18/2017 at 05:53

If you remove the ugly big light thing in the first one, I really like it. What about it is so garish? Those ikea style kitchens that you seem to like are so soulless and cheap looking.

random001 > Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch
10/18/2017 at 06:17

Lightsabers conveniently within reach...

random001 > fhrblig
10/18/2017 at 06:18

Take the hint man. You are not meant to cook.

for Michigan > My citroen won't start
10/18/2017 at 06:31

#notallamericans

R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > My citroen won't start
10/18/2017 at 07:54

Mississippi school joke = roasted

R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch
10/18/2017 at 07:55

Hmnnnnngggg that bamboo one tho

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > My citroen won't start
10/18/2017 at 07:58

No.

I’d walk into the ones above and think they needed some serious doing over, but I could deal with it.

That one I’d walk into and go “AHHHH my eyes too much white gotta tear this out NOW”

adamftw > My citroen won't start
10/18/2017 at 08:11

Those kitchens are super outdated and terrible

Mercedes Streeter > My citroen won't start
10/18/2017 at 08:15

My kitchen. My mum was definitely a fan of neutral colours.

Kinja'd!!!

PartyPooper2012 > My citroen won't start
10/18/2017 at 08:36

Anything that looks opposite of below is better.

Kinja'd!!!

Quadradeuce > lone_liberal
10/18/2017 at 08:42

Or beige.

https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/how-beige-took-over-american-homes

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch
10/18/2017 at 08:49

What am I, a balsa enthusiast?

fintail > My citroen won't start
10/18/2017 at 09:35

Money and sense/taste often don’t exist in corresponding proportions. It can bring out the worst in people: see the outside of these houses, what’s in the driveway, or maybe election results.

Amusingly enough, the tacky mcmansion trend is definitely a real thing in Limeyland and Canuckistan as well (all three places where speculation and money laundering in real estate are significant parts of the economy, what a coincidence).

lone_liberal > My citroen won't start
10/18/2017 at 10:13

Great view, nice windows/doors, cold and charmless room.

So Shiney. So Chrome! So Frunky > My citroen won't start
10/18/2017 at 10:19

These sort of kitchens always look like someone described what rich people like to the architect over the phone. Plus the huge amount of space says more ‘wheelchair accessible’ than luxurious to me.